Nancy sticker that you desperately need.

It's a Nancy sticker. A sticker depicting Nancy Ritz, the precocious protagonist of the pinnacle of American cultural achievement, now available as sticker. She's never looked this good. It's a sticker. Did I mention that part? You can stick it on things. In this way you can show others that you are orders of magnitude cooler than they could ever hope to be. Won't that be fun? Three inch diameter. High quality. Full color. No one's ever thought of making a Nancy sticker before. I'm such a genius. Send me two dollars. I'll send you a bit of genius. What a deal!